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Dartington Threesome

Something that promises to be good, but is in fact so disappointing it is positively injurious.
This stems from the case of a certain Mr X, a plumber from Hitchin, Herts, UK, whose former girlfriend offered him a threesome as a birthday treat - except that on answering the door in expectation of his partner's friend, the extra person - who was male (sub-optimal, but not in itself fatal to the project), turned out instead to be expecting a homosexual encounter as Mr X's girlfriend was proposing merely to watch whilst Mr X had sex with the stranger - ie "A Dartington Threesome" is an M-M but no F threesome...".
by Vulgarsty May 10, 2021
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dogcatcher's threesome

When you have a threesome with 2 girls that don't add up to a 6 combined
The only redeeming part of the dogcatcher's threesome is when he put his dick in the second girl's mouth and asked "how does that pussy taste?"
by ldslngr July 9, 2014
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Angel's Threesome

Angel's Threesomes first originated in Ancient Greece. Legend says that Zeus, Hercules, and Alexander the Great were the original participants when they had sex.
by Jessica Candy July 26, 2023
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L.A. Threesome

"Yeah we all got home from church and decided to have an L.A. Threesome."

"Nice bro."
by William Bleauxerbackoüt March 25, 2019
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lesbian threesome

Every man's dream. When two girls join another and pleasure themselves right in front of you. If not, and you're a straight man, find any possibility of watching that. Because lesbian threesomes aren't heaven, man. That's legend-wait-for-it-fucking-dary! That's like being the king of the Universe, baby!
Aleisha and Kimberley always had a desire; to try same sex with each other. But, that day, things changed. Rita joined the group and you watched the whole scene. Pretty lucky, hein?!

The lesbian threesome is happening in my bed. But they locked the door and the windows! I can't even watch! Whoa, wait... give me that chainsaw!
by My Name Is 13 Cockroaches September 24, 2009
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chester county threesom

when your jerkin it with both hands
Person A: what did you do last night?
person B: nothing much I had a Chester County threesome while watching the view
Person A: we are no longer friends....
by samuraimoose December 30, 2011
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Heavens Threesome

The alternative to a Devils Threesome where instead of two guys and one girl there are two girls and one guy....this is the good kind (Hence the word heaven).
Ollie: Yeah I was thinking of having a threesome with Chloe and Elize

Jason: Dude thats a Heavens Threesome!

*Jason and Ollie high fives*
by JVaity July 7, 2010
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