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Thor Emil

Thor Emil is the smartest persons alive and sexy
by BOBhake January 18, 2023
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thor's island

the place in between your ball sack and your arse-hole. also commonly called gooch or grundel.
yeah she totally spread some cream cheese in my thor's island last night
by H-GEEZY February 24, 2007
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Thor's Hammer

When theres 6 guys banging a chick, 2 in each hole, and they all blow thier loads at the same time, then they all spinebust the girl at the same time.
Kathy died last night after we hit her with Thor's Hammer.
by kingrootintootin December 23, 2005
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thor's hammer

The act of giving a girl a purple headed mushroom tattoo, but from directly above, unleashing all of the fury of Ragnarök upon her head.
I totally gave that chick Thor's hammer last night dude, she'll have to wear a hat for a week to cover the bruise.
by VaughnSmithIsGOOD April 27, 2008
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The Thunderclap of Thor

A sexual move where a male partner creates electricity by shuffling across the carpet in socks for several minutes, and then forcefully thrusts his penis into his partners vagina, making a clapping noise and shocking his partner simultaneously.
“So how was the sex last night?”
“The best I’ve ever had, he gave me the Thunderclap of Thor, and I’ve never came harder in my life. It was tantalizing.”
by hotnspicysausage November 10, 2020
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I blame thor

A common phrase used when trying to find a scapegoat for an unfortunate event.
Fusion ; Who did a poopie on the carpet?!

TheDon ; I BLAME THOR!
by A_Spec October 16, 2006
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I Am Thor

An expression used when flinging something violently at someone, ranging from chairs to buildings.
I am Thor!!! (said while throwing bricks at someone's head)
by oboe July 11, 2005
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