Thor’s Hammer 

When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.

Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.

Thor’s Hammer by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022

Thor's Hammer 

Shitting in a pillow case then hitting someone with it, the reason for its name is that when the shit is at the end of the pillow case during motion it looks like a hammer. Also the person with the pillow case looks like Thor.

"Dude you looked like Thor when you hit that guy with a pillow case full of shit…it was awesome!"

"Thor's Hammer is awesome."

Thor's Hammer by Jesus mutha ****** christ! September 10, 2011

Thor's Hammer 

When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.

Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?

Thor's Hammer by Bored ALTs January 5, 2015

thor's helmet 

Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose. while in position ripping a fart

Natalie Portman was napping on the set of thor i thought it would be funny to giver her a viking helmet but the buffalo chicken pizza started rumbling and turned it into a thor's helmet

thor's helmet by chef de cuisine December 16, 2010

Thor Thighs

Things that are so mighty and large than thunder thighs just doesn't cut it.

Did you see Liz's Thor Thighs?

Thor Thighs by Lycour November 20, 2012

Thor-o 

something that is cool ha

Sean Crawley Is so Fucking Thor-o

Thor-o by sean November 23, 2004

Thor's Hammer 

While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.

"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"

Thor's Hammer by Johnny Justice March 17, 2009