This is why we can't have nice things

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

by SAHM May 2, 2013

this just in

This Just In is a phrase told by anchormen when an important piece of news has just arrived while on the air.

This just in.

by Hamidj21 January 31, 2016

This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.

"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."

by theShuaBruh July 9, 2018

This guy's built like a fucking fridge

A person who has a strong built appearance, who is able to wheel the nines and tens without much difficulty along with the occasional 8.

goddamn, This guy's built like a fucking fridge we've only been at this party for like 30 minutes now.

by please enter your username February 22, 2021

This is for Rachel

This is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the mfucking schedule wit yo triflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I’m comin up there and im gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don’t even call the police

This is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the mfucking schedule wit yo triflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I’m comin up there and im gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don’t even call the police

by Chob January 27, 2020

This or that

Polite or evasive way of referring to actions of a sexual nature without being specific

Bob: How close are Jen and Jack?
Mary: Well...they're regularly into this or that...

by Regenerix May 1, 2009

This is Great News! For John McCain!

A phrase describing something that is so obviously bad for someone that it is sarcastically described as being great news. Derived from the 2008 Election where FOX news tried to make any news pertaining to the election, especially bad news, as a positive some how for John McCain!

Fox News Anchor: "Today photos were found of John McCain sodomizing his illegal immigrant lawn boy Juan."

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!."

or

Fox News Anchor: "Barack Obama leads in polls 99% to 1% with only 2 days before the election.

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!"

by Eartling Andy May 22, 2009