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flexi-theist

People who swing between religious beliefs and/or atheism.
A: Wait, you're going to a Hindu mass? I thought you were Evangelical?

B: Yea, I go to both - I'm a flexi-theist!
by Shannning January 11, 2010
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35 page thesis

The assignment/task/job is so ridiculous that it's equivalent to a "35 page thesis" which is ridiculous to do. This leads you to want to bullshit the assignment.

So when an assignment is really redundant or too difficult, it is "35 page thesis" material .
I'm willing to pull a 35 page thesis out of my ass just to pass this class.

This English assignment is 35 page thesis material. I'm not going to try.
by xXKylaAnimeXx March 14, 2019
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H.R-theism

The worship and religious practice of H.R Wells, the most almighty big brain intellectual out of all of the Wells in the Council Of Harrison Wells.
Hey bud wanna go hang out tonight?” “Na man I gotta practice my H.R-theism tonight.”
by FlashBoyLite March 4, 2021
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The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏
by 1234Life July 4, 2022
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theisen

First, he is the coolest person you will ever meet. So easy to get along with, but knows how to get his way. Very competitve, thinks very highly of himself, and sometimes emotional. One of the best teachers anyone will ever meet. Some might say his notes arent the most enthusiastic, but can always make you feel good about yourself, sometimes. No point of argueing with him, he will definetly, no matter what, say he wins. And it is really obvious when he picks favorites, you are liked by him or not, even if he says he isnt mean or never will be, he just might be.
Love sports like playing volleyball, soccer, basketball, swimming, football, and roller hockey. Loves bragging about his skills and his family(Mostly his son). It is impossible to stay mad at him, especially because of his looks. Anyone can go on forever about this amazing bro! But it is a legit buzzkill when not seeing or talking to him. Watch out, he favors the names K3nN3dY & C@$$!3*
Dang, I wish I could beat that T#!$3N.(Theisen)
by d'bogirlz March 29, 2011
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Theisen it

when you spend more money than you have readily available just to look good in a relationship that ultimately will fail.
dude 1: "hey bro where you guys goin to eat tonight???"
dude 2: "I really like this girl man so im thinkin Olive Garden, I dont have that much cash so im Theisen it."
dude 1: "daaamnnnnn, theisen it for that leg??? but you've only been together for 3 months!!!!"
by NatureMade March 23, 2011
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Theisinger

the most bad ass name in all of history. Originating in Germany theisinger has become world renown and has the power to overcome all sources of evil and lack there of. If you know a Theisinger, beware or befriend him and give him $50 daily or he will kick your ass/kill you. Take your pick.
HOLY S*!+ ITS A THEISINGER!!!!!
by Brothainarms October 27, 2011
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