astro turf

Completely underrated. Astro turf should be used to pave driveways and should replace sidewalks, as well as everyones lawn. It should be used for clothes and curtains. Everything should be covered in it.

My astro turf rug is so awesome!

by I Heart Astro Turf January 19, 2006

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Turf Monster

The act of taking something positive and productive and, with good intentions, destroying it.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators decided to turf monster the site making it bulky and unusable.

Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.

by Blank77 May 19, 2009

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Astro Turf

A date, in which two people pretend to go for a 'walk' but actually end up fucking their brains out behind the newly built sporting facility.

Girl one: Oh yeah, me and him went for an astro turf the other night, it was amazing.
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...

by HughJerection March 3, 2015

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Astro Turf

The patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum. Itchy, sweaty, grabby, and home to the dreaded fecal nugget. Reminiscent of an untamed jew fro.

"Shit man i got my finger stuck scratching my astro turf."

"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."

by Flecto Fiend February 25, 2008

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surf and turf

(verb, noun) Drinking alcohol (liquid=surf) and smoking pot (plant=turf) on the same night/day. They can be done in either order, or simultaneously.

(Noun)
E: I am so baked and wasted right now.
C: I feel ya dude. I love surf and turf.

(Verb)
P: I was so messed up last night.
S: Did you Surf and Turf?
P: Yeah... that's what happens when you Surf and Turf.

by dcchild January 19, 2011

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