Surging Sanders

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).

"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by vonkish April 27, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

I was watching The Daily Show and I just had a Surging Sanders. (Amar Kalicharan beat you to it)

by SeeMonkeys May 10, 2016

Surging Sanders

(V.) When one cums out of nowhere when faced against an oppressive situation. Leaving your enemies Bernt in the progress.

Wall Street and establishment political puppets: OK look guys you can one day become as rich as us, but you'll need to take this 'reasonable' loan to build up your capital...

Bernie Sanders: I won't stand for this AAAARGH!!

Guy: Wow they're getting bernt, never knew Wall Street was a pussy

Girl : Well that's a surging sanders for you

by Hillary Clinton April 26, 2016

surging sanders

The Acts of Cumming or Coming Out of Nowhere. A Surprise that typically disrupts the status quo.

If it wasn't for that surging sanders, I would have had that date with Jenny! or
Hillary Clinton was the Presumed Democratic Nominee, Then came a surging sanders.

by staugiedawg88 April 25, 2016

surging sanders

It is when you come out of nowhere

surging sanders is rising in the polls

by mr.Wang. April 25, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

When President Clinton reminisced about his/her time in office, they had fond memories of surging Sanders. Be it in the Oval Office, or the campaign trail.

by adrianmeyer April 24, 2016

surging sanders

When, in the midst of a sexual act, one unexpectedly climaxes.

Rico: Hey man. How did it go with Tricia last night?

Dustin: Meh. We got busy, but I got taken by the surging Sanders. Came out of nowhere.

Rico: Lol, just like Clinton. Cock Hero, bro.

by super.jellie May 4, 2016