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Surging Sanders 

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).
"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.
Surging Sanders by vonkish April 27, 2016