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Turd Smoker

A smoker of turds, and such; a person who enjoys the taste of rolled feces.
Man, that JJSINC is a real turd smoker.
by thefunkyfeelone August 22, 2018
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Curry Smoker

When a Desi person acting crazy or the like, he is smoking curry.
Dat boy smoking curry! Look at that curry smoker!
by Jee Hizzle August 6, 2016
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Pickle Smoker

Pickle smoker, someone who loves inhaling the smell of a big veiny, hairy cock so much that it becomes an addiction.
Guy 1: Hey, I never knew Lucas was a fag. See him with that tweaker pimp last night?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a born and bred authentic pickle smoker.
by charlesyeetstein78 October 17, 2019
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Smoker's Despair

The Definition Of Smoker's Despair- When you just light your last cigarette, proceed to take 3 to 4 hits out of it, and once you ash said cigarette...it falls into the snow.
Person 1:"Hey, what is wrong with Jesse today?"

Person 2:"Listen up and listen good. He is completely broke...was down to his last cigarette...and had some bad luck. He succumbed to Smoker's Despair.
by JcMdunDiditAgain February 14, 2012
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Cold Smoker

A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.
I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.
by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011
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cart smoker

According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers
Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*
by Thatniggacharles October 5, 2020
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hickory smoker

when your friend is sleeping. gently rest your ass on his face. and as he/she wakes up let out a nice juicy fart
when wayne wakes up i am gonna give him a hot hairy hickory smoker
by r bauer July 17, 2006
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