picture dodger

Someone who will never show a picture of him/herself to one.

Ivan is a picture dodger

by erock? December 31, 2005

Douche Picture

A Douche Picture is classified as the following:
A picture in the mirror showing abs.
A picture in the mirror showing non-existent abs.
A picture in the mirror flipping the mirror off.
or
A picture showing abs.
A picture showing non-existent abs.
A picture flipping the camera off.

Guy 1: "Dude delete that pic."
Guy 2: "why?"
Guy 1: "It's a douche picture."

by xXBITZXx July 29, 2011

Profile Picture

The first thing you stalk when you add a new friend on facebook.

Bro: Yo man im totally makin on this chick
You: K man lemme check her facebook

You: Dude, shes got mad tats on her profile picture
Bro: Dude, thats just her facebook in real life she has 10x bigger bongos
You: Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet someeeeee

by Pear-Bear December 21, 2010

Picture Whore

Someone, in most cases a woman, that has an over obsession with taking photos of themselves. Whether they're home alone, out with friends, or going planking. They must have picture proof, of how cool they are.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jenna's new beach photos?"
Person 2: "Didn't she just upload some of her yesterday coneing at McDonalds?"
Person 1: "Yeah.. She's a total Picture Whore."

by Slim Body August 3, 2011

Picture Dump

The act of uploading more than ten photos at one time to any photo or information sharing website.

Dan: "Dude, I just checked my facebook. Sharon took a total picture dump!"

Bobby: "Really? How many photos did she upload?"

Dan: "43!"

Bobby: "That's like the entire camera."

by summersault June 15, 2010

Picture Crashing

Deliberately inserting yourself into the background of a picture taken by a random stranger or into a group photograph where you are not a member of the group.

We saw these tourists posing for a picture down by the Washington Monument and couldn't resist jumping in and picture crashing just as the shutter clicked.

by The other Big Guy December 3, 2007

Picture holeing

The art of printing off a picture of someone online, cutting a hole in same, and using this for placing your penis in while you masturbate. Or, for women, cutting a hole where a mans penis should be and placing her dildo through same.

Hey Chris, your sister wont hook up with me so I spent all last night picture holeing her.

by doc88LAG February 14, 2012