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Clock-Noose

When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.

After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm

The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
by Thejuice April 9, 2013
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Noose

NOOSE - National Office of Security Enforcement. The swat team from the video game GTA 5.
I hate noose so much. They always get in my way when I’m doing missions.
by Nelson16hockey December 17, 2020
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Blue Noose

An overused google pic used for edgy people that want attention
Yo that guy is so gay he needs to get a blue noose
by AkiseAru March 3, 2018
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Rose Lace Noose

The virtual up and coming superstar boy band that consists of Lead Vocalist, Xavi, Lead Guitarist, Davi, Primary Dancer Jordy G, Pianist, JAM-il, and Secondary Dancer, RayRay.
OMG DID YOU GO AND SEE ROSE LACE NOOSE AT CAMDEN? YOUR LIKE SO THE STUFF
by IssaMysteryy March 4, 2024
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Noose in a bucket

Everythings in shambles; re: a persons' life, mind, and soul.
Damn that clerk really had my noose in a bucket with that one.
by Guardo St. Jergen November 8, 2021
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noosed

i suicidal or stupid action......
sumthin lame or mean
'he noosed himself over that cookie incident'
' mum noosed me for being out'
i got noosed for crying while my stepdad violated me'
by Ratz December 30, 2005
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Noose

A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)
Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!
by That random brit July 28, 2023
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