Fancy Calculator

A calculator that you can spell things on, you can play flappy bird, and you can type out witch craft. All for over $200.

"Man, I like your Fancy Calculator"!
"Thanks bro"!

by gegcgecvxhdwvxivwhjdvx September 15, 2020

colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013

math calculator

A calculator that makes life easier when doing math...

Yo can I use your math calculator?
No, ur just becoming dumber by the second bc of it.

by VEENNNN December 21, 2022

calculator quality

grainy, low quality image, pixelated

This picture is calculator quality but I am still feeling myself!

by jus10k June 14, 2016

calculator

people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.

guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator

by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021

Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

Calculator

Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement

Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans

by Skkskdkd January 6, 2021