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The Bible

A book used in a field of work that relies solely on the text in the book.
by 8_Balled January 27, 2005
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bible

some type of plant or something
wow, look at that bible next to the roses!
by macm123 December 1, 2020
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Bible

a book of tall tales that tells people to be good and general common sense and has been wrongly translated hundreds of times, turning from education to a religion that consists of mostly annoying white people and some nice black people in there too.
misinformed person 1 "the bible is what I live by"
atheist "so a 2000-year-old book controls your life, whats any proof that its true?"
misimformed person 2 " shut up you atheist cunt, the bible is all true and theres no denying it"
atheist " jeez can you chill out im just presenting all ideas "
both misinformed persons 1/2 "SHUT UP YOU ATHEIST RACIST FAG"
by I understand logic March 15, 2021
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The Bible

The single most common source for chewy joint rolling papers.
I rolled hella joints with Romans 14:2 from the Bible.
by Powderhead May 28, 2007
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the bible

A fictional compilation of several stories about God, and his many, many slaves on the planet we like to call earth.
God: "Woop! I exist! Spread the word."
Jesus: "Aww, but Dad..."
God: "No buts, just DO IT!"
Jesus: "Fine. Whatever..."

And so it came to pass that Jesus did make up a whole load of shit just to please his old man, and thus the Bible was born. Amen.
by catch22 October 19, 2007
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The Bible

The funniest comedy of the millennium, due to the ridiculous actions, thought processes, and mindsets and beliefs held by the main character, God, and the absurdist nature of the events that happen throughout the story.
Person 1: Did you read the Bible today?
Person 2: *recalls Exodus 4:24-26 and other funny verses*

Also Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Person 2 Yet Again: Yeah, it was hilarious.
Person 1: Funniest thing I've ever read.
by Alex Zer0 March 10, 2021
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the bible

the biggest work of fiction whose genre is fantasy.
Due to its content it is easily comparable to other books such as harry potter
hey, have you read the harry potter books?
no they don't interest me, the bible has more made up stuff that is clearly fictional and untrue.
by farran February 25, 2008
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