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Dry Meatloaf

a very large girl with a very dry texture that NEEDS to be basted!
Meatloaf: hello there liver, you are looking extra soggy today!

Liver: hello Dry meatloaf, you are rather dry today, may I please baste you!??!
by Alli December 21, 2004
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meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.
Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."
by jpg3 July 7, 2011
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Meatloaf

A cat that does not have its legs or tail showing
Noun: Look at this meatloaf on the couch.
Verb: The cat meatloafed on the couch.
by SpagooterSquad26 June 21, 2022
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Meatloaf Sleeve

Hey girl, lemme hop up in that meatloaf sleeve
by Meatloafsleeve May 6, 2018
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Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.
No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.
by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022
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meatloaf logic

1) Coversation filler: sentence enhancers used enrich a boring, agonizing conversation.

2) Story fillers: The extra crappy filler episodes in your regularly scheduled programing to fill the gap an give the producer and team time to make more awesomeness.

3) Coincidental occurances created to link two or more completely contradicting together.
1) Mike's grocery store trip sounded more interesting with meatloaf logic.

2) Jen scoffed at the 5 episodes of meatloaf logic wasted on explaining Hero's after learning off the changing
alliances...again.

3) No amount of meatloaf logic can account for the number of 1-year old Christmases that Maggie Simpson has sufferef through.
by p jones October 22, 2013
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Sexy meatloaf

After fisting someone’s ass hole you put the ingredients to a meat loaf into their ass and mix them to bake later.
I made some sexy meatloaf with Stacy
by Chase Webb October 10, 2022
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