Juicer

Something impressive, nice, or hype.

"what a juicer of a shot"
"that's some juicer cereal right there"
"I'm so juiced right now"

by bigjuicerdaddy October 8, 2021

pimp juicer

the act of a person being with two or more people but still single. derived from , "pimp juice running through my veins."

"damn that guys a pimp juicer." he's with so many women right now.

by Aredal July 11, 2010

Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through

HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE

by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022

Juicer

A juicer is a drunk. She's juiced.

You know you only got juiced (u juicer)in it (your college). Now you have to get used to it.
See Bob Dylan

by Yurassisdragon February 20, 2020

Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.

*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023

Poo Juicer

Noun colloquial ~ A person or individual who like the appliance (A juicer) spews forth and unending barrage of pulp consisting of useless, mind boggling excrement sufficient enough to render the recipient/victim unconscious.

Primary use - Insult " You f**king Poo Juicer! ".

In conversation - " He was a right f**king Poo Juicer ".

Statement /declaration - " I'm a f**king Poo Juicer ".

by Elrond The Jedi Vulcan Of Zuul August 29, 2016

The Norwegian Juicer

When you put your balls in a juice squeezer until they are on the verge of bursting testicle matter all over the room. This usually results in a purple and painful but pleasureful sensation.

Babe, I think my balls are finally recovered to do The Norwegian Juicer again!

by Ghost of the Goon March 18, 2025