judge judy

Q: What's the difference between Judge Judy and a bowling ball?

A: You can eat a bowling ball if you have to!

If forced to choose, 8 out of 10 plaintiffs would rather eat a bowling ball than Judge Judy...

by ron1127 October 16, 2005

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Get the judge judymug.

Judge Dredd

the over-sized sunglasses that girls wear, that partially conceal their attractiveness or lack thereof

that girl over there has her Judge Dredds on.

by lonewolfchristmas July 19, 2010

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A vagina lined with razor sharp teeth. It is told that he who sticketh his "junketh" into thy judging vagina shall be chosen to be worthy or not. If not the judging vagina shall bite it off, feeling no pity or reluctancy. If he who sticks his "junketh" into thy judging vagina be deemed worthy he will be introduced to a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by human kind. Unfortunately know one knows how the judging vagina judges, so bone at your own risk.

Dude #1: Hey bro did you hear about Jethroe?
Dude #2: No man what happened?
Dude #1: He found the judging vagina. So he decided to test his luck and try to fuck it.
Dude #2: Is he living in a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by mankind?
Dude #1: No. It bit his dick off with its razor sharp teeth.
Dude #2: HaHa Wat a dousche. I always hated that guy. I love the judging vagina.

by Bucknasty25 September 25, 2008

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party judge

Word used to describe that one annoying friend who goes to parties but doesn’t drink and silently or not judges everyone else for doing so.

Dave: Hey dude, how was the party yesterday?

Mike: Yeah it was fine but Jimmy was such a party judge again...

Dave: I’ll spike his juice with vodka next time...

by BlazeXF May 17, 2021

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