Jersey Shore

Shit

Jersey Shore is complete shit.

by Michael Douglas & Sons & Sons May 11, 2011

Jersey Devil

A little four foot tall winged-horse monster that inhabits the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey. Allegedly it was born as a demon child of a Puritan mother in the 1700's, but many myths surround its origin. There have been various sightings over the past 200 years, and one group of sightings put New Jersey into a state-wide security alert. The Devil is known for its blood red eyes and chilling high pitched shreik. The little monster will attack and eat animals ranging from house cats to small deer, and it likes to spook stranded tourists by jumping on the hoods of their cars. It is also the official namesake of the Jersey Devils hockey team

Contact the New Jersey Pine Barrens homepage for Devil Hunts

by Vincent January 31, 2005

Jersey Butterfinger

a skeezly sexual maneuver typically performed from the doggie style position. The situation occurs when the fucker in the dominate dog position performs an unauthorized Whiskey Dew Finger and then fish hooks the mouth of the submissive dog fucker.

Guy 1: “Did you hear that Pauly D lost his index finger attempting to Jersey Butterfinger some whore?”

Guy 2: “I heard it was some dude.”

Guy 1: "word"

by matt5000 June 2, 2010

Jersey Night

jur-zee (nīt)

Thursday night is Jersey Night.

And the Lord said, "Thursday night will be Jersey Night," and it was good.

by jdazzle22 September 21, 2009

Jersey Frostbite

When the girlfriend or wife of your friend gives you a kiss hello or goodbye immediately after blowing your friend thus leaving a small amount of his spunk on you that resembles frostbite.

P - Hey J, what's that white stuff your cheek?
J - I don't know. T's wife just gave me a kiss hello.
P - I think they had just snuck off for a hummer about 5 minutes ago.
J - Ewwwwww, She gave me the Jersey Frostbite

by T-Way October 31, 2009

Jersey Canoe

Any big ass pointy womens shoe thats big enough to stomp out a forest fire.

Holy shit! look at the Jersey canoes on Jen.

by CrackersAkA December 21, 2008

Jersey Thunderstorm

the act of someone taking a shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower. More notably, when someone takes a very smelly, loud shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower.

Person 1 - "I was in the middle of the most awesome shower this morning, and all of a sudden I hear a fucking fart. I looked around the curtain and Steve's sitting there with his pants around his ankles, shitting his goddamn brains out. I swear the fumes burnt my fucking eyes."

Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."

Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."

by kamikazeproject November 27, 2009