happy hoot

Another name for a Bounce blower, which is an instrument used to cover up the smell of marijuana while smoking. A happy hoot (HH) is primarily a spent cardboard tube from a roll of toilet paper with sheets of Bounce stuffed inside and another placed over the end (usually held on with an elastic). The smoker blows into the end without the covering, and the smoke comes out smelling less like pot and more like laundry.

Ollie: "I don't want it to stink in her after we sesh, my dad is coming home soon."

Joe: "Don't you have a happy hoot?"

Happy Hoot Man: "Never fear! The happy hoot is here!"

by Riverboy April 17, 2006

Hoot The Pirate

A fine owl with a big dick and a very large amount of wisdom. Generally likes too hang with other owl babes constantly and fuck them. He likes to play world of tanks.

"Hoot The Pirate the owl had fucked an owl babe last night with his big dick."

by Hoot The Pirate August 15, 2017

beaver hoot

Takin a fat rip off a vape pen that’s been shoved into an asshole

Dude, You ripped a sick beaver hoot out of Tracy’s asshole

by PlumberRyan November 19, 2018

hoot in a hat

An owl in a cute hat

That's as baller as a hoot in a hat!

by Benji2018 May 3, 2018

AC Hoot

Over-excited celebratory hooting, often heard at random intervals across an office, bar, park or in the ocean. Often followed by reply-AC hoots from multiple other hooters in response. Warning - it is not advised to approach the AC hooters as their elevated froth levels has been known to drown mere mortals.

(In the distance) “Yeeeeeeew!”
“There goes Nailgun Orr again, AC hooting into another straighthander”

by WeLoveAnneMarie June 14, 2018

Cash Hoots

When you run out of sweet sweet bud, pack the bowl with cannabis ash.

Joey - "Outta bud mang"
Logan - "Time for some cash hoots!"
Joey - "Have some decency man!"

by BonghornLeghorn November 7, 2011

Gangle-Hoots

Gangle-Hoots refers to long and unruly canine nails.

oh Fido, its time to cut those Gangle-Hoots

by Pelo eleventeen June 15, 2020