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Enfield county

Welcome to Enfield county. Basically no ones straight and everyone chats shit about each other. The most hated year is 8 and year 9s think they run lower (they love to get involved in everything no one asked babes)There is no beef and the schools so dead whenever something happens they go back on snap and talk about it for days. Every teachers breath stinks and you can get excluded for basically anything. If there’s beef it’s 99% verbal. Year 7 are short and compressed and year 10Scare irrelevant. Year 11s are basically studs. There’s too many girls in that school who can’t slick their hair and have the audacity to come to school looking like sheep’s. There’s also girls who have the audacity to talk about the fact they gave head no one cares luv😘
Person 1: Enfield county is filled with skets

Person 2: yeah I have her nudes
by tasnimdaetona April 1, 2020
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Bergen County

Where big breasted women flock as if they were the salmon of capistrano. Where the beer flows like wine. Where the parties go on to the early hours of the morning. Ludacris said it best with, "201 so much green, so much fun."
Bergen County if for people who love huuuuuuge titties!
by e.h. October 19, 2005
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essex county

Located about 25 minutes(15 if you're speeding) from Times Square NYC. Possibly the most diverse county in New Jersey. With cities such as Newark, and Irvington(both canidates for the Shittiest City In America Award)and affluent suburbs such as the Caldwells(Home of the Sopranos) it truly is a diverse county. Nomatter where you are in Essex County, the "Jersey Spirit" is heard loud and clear. If you are looking for a stereotypical New Jerseyer, this is without a doubt the county to do it in. Essex County also seams to have marked their turf on the Jersey shore slum/town of Seaside Heights, and practically makes up 100% of its population a few times a year. Probably is home to some of the best food/pizza and restaurants in the entire northeast, second to that of NYC. Essex county is also the largest Italian populated county in the United States, hence it is where the term Guidos began in the late 60/70's when Italian-American men came together and formed New Jersey Organized Crime. The term was used by non-italians to decribe and denounce individuals who identified themselves as non-workers at labor/work sites by dressing extraordinarily nice. Essex County. Not the nicest place to vacation, but not too bad s place to come from.
Guido #1: Yo, where you goin for "Mem. Day" weekend, bro?

Guido #2: Bro, We got a place in Seaside its gonna be poppin! All of essex county is gonna be there!
by Krone May 25, 2006
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Bloom County

One of the best cartoons ever. It's not a place, but a state of mind. A real 80's time capsule.
I miss Milo and the others from Bloom County.
by tradesman August 12, 2003
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howard county

where theres always nothing happening somewhere.
by kate the great September 30, 2005
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heroin county

A small group of towns in huron county ohio where 82'/, of crimes and arrests are due to this mass epidemic
Hey my grandmothers home was broken into i bet it was those damN heroin junkies. I wish she would move out of heroin county
by pseudonwanafukwitme October 20, 2013
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Pierce county

This is where brothers and sister have sex. This town is full of dirty people and drugheads. Steroids have been used for sports and the players are dirty people
Hey sir where you from?
Pierce. Here's my cousin sister now.
Hey sir this sexy man sure is a hunk huh?
That's your brother you nasty cracker . Typical pierce county
by Jebron Stains October 10, 2017
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