I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
by Dingofish March 9, 2024
Get the dylan carpentermug. best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.
Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.
Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.
Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.
by oakpokesyourmom October 20, 2023
Get the mr carpentermug. A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter
Carpenter
I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 11, 2023
Get the Festival Carpentermug. A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.
by WDAsplin December 20, 2022
Get the The shaky carpentermug. The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains
Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
by The Comic November 5, 2012
Get the The Angry Carpentermug. The ducking worst thing ever. they're really loud and whenever i go outside, they just fucking harass me. They buzz really loud and just fly around me and they never stop.
Timmy: Hey John! Wanna go outside?
John: NO! DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET HARASSED BY THE BEES
Timmy: What bees?
John: The Carpenter bees
John: NO! DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET HARASSED BY THE BEES
Timmy: What bees?
John: The Carpenter bees
by Margarine_Human April 15, 2023
Get the Carpenter Beesmug. The only female to graduate the USDOL Carpenter Apprenticeship hosted by TAMU; evaluated as "being female she is a distraction to the male workers".
Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.
Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.
Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.
Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.
Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
"Not too many women out there can say they submitted a pro se discrimination compliant all the way to SCOTUS, against Texas A&M
University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
by ammeKO May 9, 2024
Get the Aggie Carpenter Mommug.