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UD breakup game

An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.
Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”

“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
by Zozothecat December 18, 2019
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Breakup Bulk

When someone has gone through a breakup, they go Dam she left because of weakness. You decided to bulk and cut over and over.
That bloke went through the breakup bulk, bro reps 185.
by ThyCuckNorris September 24, 2023
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Conversion Breakup

A conversion breakup is when your boyfriend breaks up with you because he realises he's gay.
Me: Why did Sara breakup with Mark.
Jenna: It was a conversion breakup.
Me: Ooh that explains a lot about Marks personality anyway so its not that shocking.
by ppooooppyy August 10, 2020
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Breakup Day

When Nikki has broken up with you, and met someone else while you were gone on a work trip. But she still loves you and likes you… so when you get home from your work trip. Nikki spends a full day and night with you to love you, and go to dinner and drink and make love and hold you cause she loves you. You have a breakup day… then she leaves you forever for some looser.
Hey, I know I broke up with you and I don’t know what I’m doing… so want to have a breakup day?
by Mars2040 November 24, 2021
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post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend September 23, 2016
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Breakup shave

When your girl dumps you and you cut off your manhood (not your piss/fuck one, your face one)
"Hey man, Emily broke up with me I think it's time for a breakup shave"
by Tork, Lewith October 3, 2016
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