Texas Taper

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.

Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.

by TresLC October 4, 2016

Thappers

Slang for sappers, what a freaky ass transgendered bitch might call it

Hi guys I got some thappers!

by Derek November 28, 2004

Thayer

A type of person who likes attention and gets it all the time he is known dating the most beautiful girl in the school. He is kind of a bitch and a lot of people hate him for being him. (Mostly sluts) and used to be a very cringe kid but now he is hot as hell
-anonymous

I saw Thayer last night at the party. Some bitch kept on slapping him

by Kanyes baby mama June 15, 2019

Dong Taper

A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.

Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...

by DarkSock September 7, 2007

thaer

A synonym for "there", "their", and "they're". Invented as a possible solution to the grammarical problem of misinterpereting one of it's synonyms for another.

Thaer over thaer, eating thaer cake.

by dummyville January 23, 2018

thayer layer

another term for the freshman 15 for those at dartmouth;
thayer is the building that holds foco, homeplate, pavillion, and the blend.

hey, wanna go to the gym after i'm done working in the stacks? i seriously have to work on getting rid of my thayer layer

by Seriously Sharp December 14, 2008

Taper Upper

A gathering at which there is an abundance of attractive available women, forcing you to Duct tape your underwear to your body to prevent you from doing something you significant other would frown upon.

(opposite of a sausage fest)

Man, that party last night was a real taper upper!

by Rocketmonkey October 28, 2008