Dita Von Teese

The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.

Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.

by Jackie November 17, 2003

Teesh

A Shetland Dialect Word for Faeces or something Unclean also Derogatively

I'm Going to the Toilet To have a Teesh

My Car Is a Pile of Teesh

Don't Touch that its Teesh!

You're a Teesh!

by BurraTrow89 July 18, 2016

Teesdale

A crazy fool that falls "asleep" at random intervals, and has a sudden urge to kill Ben while in his "sleep" . Either by strangling, kicking in the balls, or pushing down stairs. He is believed by one person to be faking it. Many Teesdales have been believed to be ginger.

"Teesdale, are you awake?"
**Teesdale just stares at the questioner with a blank expression**

"Teesdale, why are you looking at Ben with such a murderous expression??"
"Kill Ben."

"Teesdale, whats your name?"
*Teesdale laughs hysterically with a childish giggle, as he punches Ben in the ribs*

by Anonymous 2k9 February 5, 2009

Teesha

Sometimes is a bitch, and she laughs at almost everyone/Everything. She also is easy to make laugh not only that, but can pick up a guy quickly, but due to high standards will drop him fast.

Geez Teesha, you can't have a standard relationsh- wait you have a new guy? ALREADY???

by Ö...Y.U.SCREAMIN October 11, 2016

snorg tees

the one reason not to use this site

I used to use urban dictionary, but I got so tired of the snorg tees adds that I switched to Merriam Webster

by uwishu were me October 31, 2011

busted tees

a t-shirt company that is hated by many urban dictionary goers.

the red headed chick from busted tees is hot.

by mike stacy March 10, 2007

Teesh

A very rare marsupial found exclusively in the area surrounding Greenville, North Carolina. Teesh are known to eat non-food items such as rocks, dirt, clothing, condoms, rubber bands, or string. Teesh are also known for their smell. The smell is extremely pungent, and resembles a combination of rotten eggs, doo-doo butter, old cabbage, goat cheese, gym socks, mildew, and deer piss. The Teesh has no true niche in its environment, it is simply a scavenger and a drifter, usually resting on a foregin couch before arising at night to feed. The National Wildlife Federation has put the Teesh on its list of proctected species and asks any individual who comes across a Teesh to return it to the National Teesh Wrangler, Mr. Daniel Thomas Bricker of Greenville.

--Where the hell did my chalupa go?

--The Teesh strikes again.

by Delta Chi May 21, 2006