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Spring tester

Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.
Look at that those two women coming out of the shop. They are both a couple of spring testers!
by Kev in hants June 26, 2007
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comfy testers

When somebody sits on something or lays on something they would be testing the comfort, so comfy testers are people who go round trying to find what is comfiest.

They would compare answers with one another to hear each others opinions on the level of comfyness.
Things that aren't comfy such as a thorn bush would get about a 1 out of 10 but things such as memory foam mattress would get roughly a 9, 10 if extreme comfort is found.
wow this bench sure is a 7 out of 10 we are good comfy testers
by Tea Neil January 26, 2013
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mattress tester

Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester
by dickmagee November 19, 2014
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The skill tester

Start off with a traditional Eiffel Tower where F is giving M1 sweet felacio whilst M2 is railing her from behind. M3 is then hoisted, face down, above M1 and M2's shoulders. M3 is then lowered into the toy spot for the ultimate TP experience.
Josh C and Josh S had just high-fived after casual Eiffel Tower sex when they noticed Max alone by himself in the corner. We asked him to join to which he eagerly agreed. The Josh's hoisted him into position and lowered the crane into the toy spot, completing the Skill Tester.
by Sebbdawgydogggg October 13, 2018
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teasteamer

When you are masterbating to the beat of The Super Mario Bros. and your scrotum goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of Nancy Reagan in a poodle costume and all of a sudden you notice a britsh guard standing near and you shit on his hat w/ a poodle in your head causing him to scream my shit is coming from a shit with a shit poodle on his bloody head
One fine day I gave myself a teasteamer at Big Ben and it was so delightfully pleasant That I snorted 10 grams of cocaine so I could name myself Pat and have people sing a song called"Pat is gay"
by Mike Tabor July 2, 2006
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testes forest

What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.
I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!
by extanction January 25, 2009
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Teste-moany

The guttural sound/moan a man makes when he ejaculates.
Judging by George's brief teste-moany, I believe he just came inside me.
by Jack-hole-lantern June 8, 2017
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