by makeme November 3, 2019

Tess is the nicest person with the biggest ... on earth. She will always cheer you up, and make you laugh with the helicopter thing. The doorbell is awesome.
by ppsucc2 February 10, 2023

Tess absolutely gorgeous on the outside and most of the inside.Super intelligent and super flirty.she can become anyone's friend in minutes and get any male to do what she barks at them.Known to reside within the dv,shes got more IVO'S on blokes than she's had hot dinners and is the OG of homewreckers.An absolute nuisance/embracement to the people closest to her. Makes it so hard to care for someone who just doesn't care about anything or anyone.Anyways if you are to meet this succubus then Beware and at all cost AVOID!!
This is one Harlot you don't want having you address.
With an endless amount of personality disorders she is the ultimate manipulator and can and will destroy you and anyone close to you lives.
I hope you never encounter this witch but don't fuck around with cause you will find out.
God Bless...
This is one Harlot you don't want having you address.
With an endless amount of personality disorders she is the ultimate manipulator and can and will destroy you and anyone close to you lives.
I hope you never encounter this witch but don't fuck around with cause you will find out.
God Bless...
Jess:"Hey isn't that Tess from CLC"
Tara:"Yeah quick get back to the car before she asks for money again"....
Jess"Fuck that ho"
Tara:"Yeah quick get back to the car before she asks for money again"....
Jess"Fuck that ho"
by Limpdickie2024 November 27, 2024

A person who is always threatening to shank man's but doesn't even have a shank. Usually will threaten to fight you behind Tesco's but you know they won't show. If they call you clapped then they're probably talking about their reflection and not you.
Person 1: I'm gonna batter her with a big macdown MacDonalds I swear!
Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
by Mandemlikejeff March 24, 2020

Tess is a type of girl who's ego is to high belives that she is above everyone eles, tess' are often call 'tickets'
by Duckwood October 7, 2017

TESS
by Nastery February 22, 2022

by Hairy Nipple_6969 March 4, 2024
