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Terrasoft

Jesus Christ, whoever you are, saying that *I* have no life, how can you have much, if any, of one if all you do is post negative comments about people who are going to be much more successful in life than you? Dillusions of grandeur... hmmm... all I have to say is that:
A) You're a faggot
B) I don't care
Wow, I wonder who "Name" is. Well, who cares, doesn't matter.
by Gabe of Terrasoft April 22, 2003
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Terran

A male who is usally a heartbreaker. Dates the same girl multiple times and breaks up with her whenever he feels like it, but then expects to get back together 5 minutes later. Usually short. Sweet when wants to be. Likes 2 girls at a time. Basically just an asshole!!!
1: OMG! I cant beleive Terran broke up with me for the 40th time today!!!
by Dollfaceee. April 28, 2009
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Terrancing

verb: trying to date or hook up with a person that it is unacceptable to date, for example a close friend or relative's ex-partner or current partner
He and I were close friends until i caught him "terrancing" on my ex-girlfriend
by the sac 5000 May 15, 2011
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Terrasoft

by Name March 20, 2003
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Terranaut

As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.

A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.

It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
Your at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"

In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.

They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.

Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.

But what about you? What do you do?"

This makes you sound (1) interested in her, and (2) like you used to work for the government. (3) The job is a little dangerous and (4) very mysterious - These are things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.

Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
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Terranaut

As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.

A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.

It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
You are at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"

In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.

They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.

Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.

But what about you? What do you do?"

This makes you sound like you used to work for the government. The job is a little dangerous and very mysterious - two things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.

Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
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terranosaurus

A creature wearing in human shape yet is using only the reptilian receptors that's latent in themselves. sometimes to the extent of acting or lashing out in grouseome and tretrorus ways. subspecies of this formation is called tyranniosaur. Aka tyrannosapien. This "creature" of a monstrosity is recommended to stay as far away from in your daily life and personal space as possible.
I'm sensing some terranosaurus in ur presence today, have your box of chocolates for the sake of us al!
by Wildflorerecentfernalis January 14, 2020
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