A short full bread Mexican girl who is a backstabbing dyke but thinks she’s white, is super racist & thinks she’s a cute little squirrel but she’s just an ugly rodent. Once you make the biggest mistake of your life by letting her in she will isolate you & control you. She won’t even let you use the bathroom with the door closed or let you listen to your music or talk to your friends or go to work. She’ll treat you like a slave & order you around & make you pay for everything even for her friends. She’ll steal all your personal information from your phone when you’re sleeping & when you want to go to work she’ll turn on you & betray you. She betrays all her girlfriends by fucking their best friends & ruining everyone’s life by playing both sides of the fence & flip flopping her loyalty however it serves her selfish needs. She loves to get high & she will always put drugs first. She’s institutionalized & she can’t stop stealing & will let her friends & her mom steal from her gf. And she will never tell the truth about anything. She’s a bully & threatens to hurt you if you call her out on anything.
Hey what happened to you? You look like shit. Where is your car? Why haven’t you been to work & why does your best friend hate you now? Who burnt your kitchen down? It looks like a Teresa has been living here.
I know, and she stole all my money out of my bank account too. I messed up big time & I accidentally let a Teresa move in.
I know, and she stole all my money out of my bank account too. I messed up big time & I accidentally let a Teresa move in.
by MIASINCE3am May 17, 2022
Get the Teresamug. noun- a side character from "The Maze Runner" book series who is supposedly a "friend" who *SPOILER ALERTS* later betrays thomas (the main character). in the first book (The Maze Runner), she and thomas like each other, however after her betrayal, he does not like her anymore (which is good because thomas is too good for teresa). in addition to this, in "the scorch trials", she was forced to betray him (thomas) or else they (WICKED aka the antagonists) would kill him. also, all throughout the series, her and thomas can speak telepathically, along with aris, too. in the last book (The Death Cure), she dies from a falling building while saving thomas' life. Her last words (to thomas) were "i only ever...cared for..." overall, (for me) teresa proved herself to be good at the end, even though there is a lot of controversy over her. she is played in the movies by kaya scodelario.
by that_one_booktok_girl January 9, 2025
Get the teresa agnesmug. “Teresa” means harvester. But, in terms of personality, a Teresa should never be messed with. If they want something, they will get it through any way whatsoever. They won’t speak up in the beginning, but will ensure that they voice their problems in the end. They will never tolerate anyone’s bs and make sure they’re being treated right. Honest, supportive, nurturing and fun to be with, Teresas are bundles of joy! They may become a little too serious when it comes to working, but they’re very fun teammates and good to work with. Basically, Teresa = comfort and love.
Person: Oh yeah I see Teresa’s messages and I just reply with a very vague sentence
Person: Umm you shouldn’t do that, you know? She might be nice to you, but will get back at you at some point and make you regret it.
Person: Umm you shouldn’t do that, you know? She might be nice to you, but will get back at you at some point and make you regret it.
by TreesP November 22, 2021
Get the Teresamug. He is the most nicest boy anyone will ever meet.He has a lot a friends and a girlfriend too. He can be short and cute .
Everyone thinks he’s cute Etc. His girlfriend should be very happy to have him. He is Mexican. He’s also sexy.
Everyone thinks he’s cute Etc. His girlfriend should be very happy to have him. He is Mexican. He’s also sexy.
Girlfriend:That’s my Christian
Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui
Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui
by Mimic May 9, 2018
Get the christian teresa suasteguimug. Halifax's greatest
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
Get the Teresamug. by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
Get the Teresamug. Teresa is the reason evenings feel like lessons
sitting in the airport bus on the way to pick up mom, i thought of that day you came to pick me up from home, how tiring it must have been to find to bus and then get to the stop, you must have wandered, exhausted and then i got mad at you for texting s for directions, my narcissism has clouded my judgment of the past i could only see myself injured never you. the traffic is unbearable here, the ac doesn't work in this seat, i am staring at a family in a car outside, i always thought ill end up like that with you but now realise i would've never kept you happy, so you are perfect where you are now, i wish the every goodthing meant for me would rain on you instead and you get to make a dream family with him. this city is empty and it rots and holidays are only proof of it, i miss you, not you but the you thats dead, hows mrne is she in london still and still dating her bf and is your dad still printing money and travelling world with mom, hows krela, and how are you actually when the performance ends and the silence remembers you? do you ever think about me i hope not! i hope we both heal and i hope ahh..... just please take care
sitting in the airport bus on the way to pick up mom, i thought of that day you came to pick me up from home, how tiring it must have been to find to bus and then get to the stop, you must have wandered, exhausted and then i got mad at you for texting s for directions, my narcissism has clouded my judgment of the past i could only see myself injured never you. the traffic is unbearable here, the ac doesn't work in this seat, i am staring at a family in a car outside, i always thought ill end up like that with you but now realise i would've never kept you happy, so you are perfect where you are now, i wish the every goodthing meant for me would rain on you instead and you get to make a dream family with him. this city is empty and it rots and holidays are only proof of it, i miss you, not you but the you thats dead, hows mrne is she in london still and still dating her bf and is your dad still printing money and travelling world with mom, hows krela, and how are you actually when the performance ends and the silence remembers you? do you ever think about me i hope not! i hope we both heal and i hope ahh..... just please take care
by marceline better than bonnibel October 6, 2025
Get the teresamug.