Telephone Conference

Telephone Conference: Now here is a good one. An outstanding method to tie up several people to listen to a message on the telephone that could be relayed via an email. However it does provide a good way to entertain yourself with the participants that don’t mute their phone and talk about the speaker.

Clear your schedule to participate in this worthless telephone conference.

by yodotcom March 20, 2011

bush telephone

An informal way of passing news or rumors from person to person by word of mouth.

Never trust a bush telephone. It's probably false news.

by ReneSir March 10, 2015

telephone toughguy

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

telephone ping pong

When two people spend a period of time phoning each other but missing the other's call every time.

We played telephone ping pong for two days until we finally managed to speak to each other.

by FireflyScotland October 2, 2017

telephoning

a form of illegal fishing using electricity

Grab the battery, we're going telephoning!

by winston38 August 24, 2007

Telephony

similar to telepathy, its when your waiting for a text and check your phone to find nothing. but while your checking your phone you get the text that you were looking for.

Man, I've been waiting so long for that picture of Olivia, why hasn't she sent it yet. I think I'll check my phone. damn noth-OH SHIT THAT'S HOT.

i must have telephony.

by Handy Jandy June 29, 2011

telephone

something you call when you sneeze...then you call safety if you not near a telephone or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't touch a sneeze then someone gets to punch you:)

ahhhhchewwwww!!!
"TELEPHONE...safety"

by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008