television circumcision

When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.

I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.

by Debri January 20, 2011

Telekinesis

The superpower and ability to Manipulate objects with your mind alone, If you go insane just try to Destroy the whole world you'll most likely die from exploding your brain anyway

I have Telekinesis, I'm going to destroy all of Seattle!

by Neon_Nebula76 May 26, 2016

Televisiphonernetting

A verb used to describe what a person is doing when he/she is watching television, using the phone, and surfing the internet all at the same time.

Guy: Hey buddy i have a question for you.
Woman: Shut up he's televisiphonernetting
Guy: Thats pretty crucial.
Woman: Yea it is.

by bag o douche August 24, 2007

Televisiphonernetting

Using the television, phone, and internet at the same time.

What is Andrew doing?
He is televisiphonernetting

by Koz [KeroSCENE] October 5, 2007

Telemiscommunication

Having trouble with telecommunication

*Via the phone*
Hey, hows your day been?
Hey, ho- no sorry you first.
What? can't hear you...
Hold on... Anyways. You were saying?
Oh, the delay's quite bad...
Wow, telemiscommunications.

by R530er October 13, 2014

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

The best show on mtv ova the summer tHAT dissaperd cause mtv wasnt paying snoop for the show. NO MONEY, NO DOGGY FIZZLE TELEVIZZLE, FO SHIZZLE!

HOW OL IS U?
THIS MANY..
YEA! CROUTONS, ME LOVE THIS LONG TIME....YO!
AND BROUGHT U MANY OTHER ha,ha things.

by outlaST October 21, 2003

Television Bromote

While watching television with your bros you use the television bromote to control the tv

'Hey bro pass the television bromote, Jersey Shore is on!'

'No bro'blem broceratops'

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013