Teboning

The act of Tebowing while boning.

Rick is always Teboning in bed because he is thankful that he is able to bone his girlfriend.

by Aloha Buddha February 11, 2012

Tablone

A phone that's so big it is basically a tablet.

This phone is so big it looks like I'm holding a book to my head.
That's not a phone, that's a tablone!

by Chix September 17, 2013

Teflon Slut

A sexual partner who doesn't get attached.

A sexual partner who just bangs and slips away.

"Dude, you don't need a relationship, you just need to get laid, get yourself a Teflon Slut".

by Skysong April 1, 2017

Teflon suit

A type of material, invisible to the naked human eye, that grants the wearer immunity to all forms of duty and responsibility. Commonly found in bureaucratic fields of work, such as city government, state, and federal positions. Any request for work or assistance made towards the wearer of a teflon suit will instantly bounce off, rebounding to the nearest individual not in possession of a teflon suit.

"Hey, did you ask Gary for that bi-weekly report due today?"

"Yeah, I went to his desk to get it, but somehow I ended up on the other side of the building asking Rick for it."

"Sounds like Gary just got his teflon suit back from the dry cleaners."

by Ricky Marty October 20, 2017

Telon

Telon is is beautiful smart sophisticated girl who’s not afraid to speak her mind and most prettiest out her family who will become The greatest and always determined and when she sets her mind there’s no stopping her!!!!!!!! That’s what Telon is

Telon is so awesome

by LonnieWard November 6, 2019

Human Tabloid

A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.

My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.

by Jimbob Cleetus III September 1, 2020

Tebo

A new player/noob that plays ark: survival evolved.

I just killed our 108 kibble tamed giga by fighting a wild giga, i just tebo'd hard.

"Thjs guy just asked for 2,500 silica pearls per egg. Thats a tebo price."

by SGTxSELLOTAPE August 24, 2016