tanner

someone who starts masturbating at age 6

"Oh no honey, our kids a Tanner, looks like we will have to put him down"

by Xoxosamtehe January 8, 2015

Tanner

Tanner is someone who will change your life forever. They're absolutely perfect. They're sweet, generous, loving, and extremely cuddly, like a teddy bear. They're always there for you, and if you let them will love you with all of their heart, always and forever. Tanner is strong, and has the most beautiful brown eyes in the world. The freckle in his left eye will always make you smile, and their warm colour will always make you feel safe. Tanner is a good listener, a great friend, in fact he will be your best friend and the love of your life. Tanners are tall, and give the best forehead kisses. Not to mention kisses in general. Tanner has the softest lips, and his kisses are so sensual and passionate, and for this reason you will always dream of his lips on yours. Tanners are also amazing in bed, and always make you feel good. They are the most selfless people you will ever meet. Tanners are positive and happy people who always find a way to cheer you up, usually involving your favourite comfort food. He's great at Mario Kart, but will let you win once in a while. But overall, Tanner is perfect. You will never meet anyone who makes you fall in love as quickly or as passionately as a Tanner, and there is no one you would rather spend the rest of your life with.

Person 1: Who's that sexy man over there?
Person 2: That's Tanner, isn't he perfect? I'll love him forever and always

by Sarah the Koala Bear May 7, 2017

Danny Tanner

When having sex doggy style while facing a full length mirror, you tell the girl that you are having sex with that she is making a terrible mistake.

And then when the man finishes he tells the girl that he hopes that she learned her lesson....cue the music.

**The man must be wearing a cardigan while practicing the Danny Tanner**

"Kimmy, you've been a bad neighbor. Time for a Danny Tanner. I hope you learned an important lesson at our house today."

by DDCups July 25, 2009

Tanner Howe

Lead singer for Dallas band, Disco Curtis. Also Edward Cullen's twin.

omg, Tanner Howe looks so much like Edward Cullen.

by sdgdfhjsdgjs November 4, 2009

Tanerum

act of ejaculating into one’s drink.

Hahahaha! I just tanerumed into that chick’s drink over there!

by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

Tanner

A boy who just knows how to be there. He can be a little sad at times, but will change his mood to help others. You can trust in him and love him with all your heart. And he shows it back. He is an amazing person with a great heart. He is the guy you can call with all your problems and will listen. He can be your wing man, or the perfect partner. He is the guy who will come to you or call you no madder what he is doing! It could be 2 A.M and he would still be there. He is the greatest boyfriend a girl could ever ask for.

"Dude that that guy is awesome!"
"Duh it's tanner dude!"

by BbchloeXOXO June 14, 2018

Tayne

Tayne is a handsome, sweet guy who will always look out for your feelings. If you are lucky enough to have a Tayne in your life, never let him go, he will put your needs before his own. Tayne knows his way with the ladies and is a fine businessman.

“That guys got cash.” “Yeah, that’s Tayne”

by Katy135 January 29, 2019