Saddlebag Titties

Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun

When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.

Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?

Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.

Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!

Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!

by bolillo loco December 27, 2009

big ole titties

Used when describing a female's large breasts.

Man, she got some big ole titties, n' you know I love those big ole titties.

by The Searle delusion December 13, 2007

corn titties

Small,but perky,pointy tits that have nipples that resemble the apex end of an ear of corn due to the copious amount of "titty braille".

That ginger I tapped the other night had those rare corn titties.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

ass n titties

Lyrics to DJ Assault's Hit Song

Ass n Titties, Ass n Titties, Ass Ass, Titties Titties, Ass n Titties

by John Lefoot July 28, 2006

Fish with Titties

n. Something completely insane or nonsensical.

"You crazier than a fish with titties if you think I'm gonna let you smoke that shit up in my car."

by Cookies for Pilgrims February 27, 2008

bitch ass titties

adj.
A female in possession of agreeably sized and/or shaped breasts.

That fine gentlewoman I happenstanced upon at yesterday's box social had the most piquant bitch ass titties I had ever laid eyes upon.

by Professor Charles October 20, 2010

concave titties

Where a persons titties are SO flat, they go back inside of them.

That girl has such concave titties, or are those dimples?

by Braybray AKA dimple tits February 21, 2014