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Tash

Tash is a sexy gentleman with an 11 inch penis. A Tash is a true keeper, he wont ever let you down. If you ever meet a Tash know that you need one! The best Tash's are born in September.
A: I'm so jealous of Jessica, she got with Tash.
B: Wow, how lucky i wanted to be with Tash.
by Tana Luis January 12, 2020
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Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.
Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"
by Clatyn April 19, 2024
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Dungle-tash

During rim licking alot of friction builds up. This friction can cause dry dangleberrys to liquify. As the rubbing continues the transfer of shit amplifies. Upon pulling away and further inspection, the ass hole is now clean, and the magtash has now become a Dungle-tash.
1."Dude, you've been in the mens room for ages."
"Yeah.. there was a que.."
"You been drinking chocolate milkshake?"
"Err.. yeah.. milkshake"
"Wait.. DUNGLE-TASH!"

2. "I was rimming this girl and i got dungles all over my tash!"
by Janish001 January 30, 2008
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Tash

The biggest neek you will ever meet. She doesn't come out clubbing because she's too busy learning how to bicep curl 1kg in the gym. Why does she even work so much when her degree is just going for a run?
shut up you fucking neek

YOU NEEKY FUCKING CUNT

"Is that tash? I've never seen a bigger neek in my life"

who gives a shit about sports science anyway?
by DangerShark301 December 23, 2021
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Nut-tashe

When you nut across your girl's upper lip during the money shot and give her at 'nut-tashe'.
Random guy 1: I came on ma girl's face and gave her a nut mustache.
Random guy 2: Mad, that's a nut-tashe that.
Random guy 1: Yeah.
by ahtheluigiboard February 13, 2021
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Tash Hag

like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!
Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!
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Pomel tash

A practical joke, game or sign of aggression in which your rub two fingers along your bellend in order to collect the ‘pomel’ and then quickly wipe it against the top lip or mouth of a friend a foe whilst shouting pomel tash.
Ew John don’t be cheeky or I will pomel tash you and ya dar
by 2910wjs November 7, 2023
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