tapped into The Borg

Used to describe a person who is wearing a Bluetooth headset, especially at an inappropriate time.

"Okay, I'm ready to rehearse."
"Not yet. You're still tapped into The Borg."
"Hmm?"
*points to ear*
"Oh, okay." *takes out headset*

by Padby February 23, 2009

Tappel

When a bag of shit is thrown on a roof and is lit on fire by a lightening strike.

Guy 1: Dude it's about to storm
Guy 2: thank god, i have to shit and i really wanted to do a Tappel tonight

by thedefiner2015 September 17, 2012

Tipple Whip

When your whip becomes tippled.

I tipple whipped around that corner so hard I almost crashed into that breastfeeding mom.

by Tipple whip November 11, 2018

tapped out

In reference to relations with the opposite sex, tossing the towel emotionally.

Hey dude, hows it goin with suzie these days?

Bro, i'm tapped out. you should too, just tap out, man. trust me, tap out.

by skram3030 September 26, 2006

tapped

(1) to gain access to something

(2) to have sexual relations with a female

(3) an untapped resource is a female who hasnt been with a man yet (a.k.a. a virgin) or a quiet girl with a lot of potential that not many people rate or notice

(1) We tapped the second keg of beer just before 9 pm.

(2) I tapped her on our second date.

(3) That new girl in my tutorial is an untapped resource, everyone thinks she's a nerd.....but I just know it can be tapped!

by Jake February 17, 2004

Crap Tapper

Idiot who can't take a dump without emailing/txting someone from his blackberry.

Hey Crap Tapper, its hard for me to time my own shit off the tapping of your blackberry?

by Steve da G-Man August 11, 2008

Jam Tapper

A nickname given to James Tappenden

"hey James, . . i mean Jam Tapper" =

by Jam Tapper August 5, 2009