Google Twig

The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~

Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!

by GoogleTwig October 04, 2021

bum twig

When a small piece of bog roll twists up in your arse hair while wiping

I've got an bum twig. Can you pull it for me?

by mrtangle December 22, 2016

Smoking Twigs

Absolutely destroying someone who is worse than you at something.

Bro, you’re smoking twigs, they are soooo much worse than you!

by The Twig Smoker February 14, 2023

Pleasure Twigs

(noun) Your fingers when engaged in the act of masturbation.

Sarah's pleasure twigs were on fire when she saw my delicious gums flapping in the breeze.

by dsahraie June 21, 2010

twig

1) v. the act of staying late at school on a semi-voluntary basis. usually results in anorexia, or obesity

2) n. a complete piece of shit

"yo holla, last night i twigged until 3am, i hate my life."

by Twig Bitch January 11, 2005

twig eater

a back-to-nature 1970's hippie type person usually against modern progress.

the protest was led by a twig eater

by B MacDonald August 21, 2007

twig and berries

A slang term for a small penis, along with small testicles, too, in which the twig symbolizes the small penis and the berries symbolize the small testicles.

You will never be able to make babies with your own twig and berries, dude.

by awiz January 19, 2011