That's not the tits

When something isn't good or sucks. It's the opposite of "That's the tits"

Dooey: "My car broke down while I was going 75mph down the freeway dude"
Friend: "That's not the tits"

by JazzElectro October 21, 2009

titted on

To be so defiled that to be titted on is the only thing in the world that is worse than being shit on.

I shit on that kid in cod4 so bad i think i titted on him.

by 1_SHOt February 24, 2009

Tit

things to nibble on during sex!

hey, dammit! suck my dick while i play with your tits.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Tits

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Tits is a re-rack called at 6 cups in which two small triangles of 3 cups each are placed next to each other. Not typically called, given the availability of the classic Beeramid rack.

I haven't had Tits in a while, Kyle, so let's get that.

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

Tits

Big eyes that are not on your head! The guys will come running!

Tits will light a guys fire! Come on baby light my fire!

by ChrisLiker March 29, 2009

Tits

Something I don't have...

I don't have tits

by d8an924_oq January 21, 2023

tits

tight, cool, awesome, etc..

(This is off of South Park)

Man 1: Hey bro, I got you some whataburger.
Man 2: Aw tits man, thanks!

by Doctor Bananas April 12, 2008