Thundercunt

(v) the act of sexually slamming somebody against a wall by the collar of their shirt.

Person 1: then, he just thundercunted her against the door!
Person 2: no, did he really?

by BassyMichaelis4 August 29, 2023

Thundercunt

Thundercunt is the act of running tobody slamming someone and then taze them on the floor

I'm going to thundercunt you into that wall.

by anonymous September 2, 2023

Thundercunt

(Verb)

To throw an object at higher velocities that aren’t even able to be recorded by human devices. Said object may move faster than the speed to light.

“I’m going to thundercunt my dumbass hamster against a wall”

by namtsur September 6, 2023

Thundercunt

1. To throw with excessive force; to piledrive that shit into the nearest surface.

2: What must be done to car batteries in relation to the ocean.

Will: I thundercunted that car battery right into the ocean.
Chad: And why would you do that?
Will: The electric eels need to charge somehow.

by MothmanOrSomething September 11, 2023

thundercunted

A term used to describe a state of extreme elated drunkenness - you’re on a war path. Most likely involving high levels of boisterousness and gaiety.

How was your night Frank?
Ah mate I was thundercunted.

by thundercunt81140 September 16, 2023

Thundercunt

A sex position in which one throws their partner into/through a wall via a pelvic thrust

Wow Lisa what happened to your neck?
Brain Thundercunted me last night and didn't warn me.

by !!!<3 April 21, 2024

Thundercunt

To hug so tightly
to squish something with a hug

“i want to thundercunt that baby”

by anime lover 266999 February 19, 2024