Suicide

Don't do it, I almost died doing it

Mary- John! What are you doing?

John- Committing suicide.
Mary- Why would you do that?
John- I don't want to pay taxes and depressingly look at a screen in an office for 12 hours a day my whole life.
Mary- No! Don't do that shit John. I tried to do that and that shit almost killed me!

by Rainmorelikepain January 4, 2022

Suicide

To kick your own bucket/end your own life.

Jeffery Epstein didn't commit suicide.

by Blake_thesnake November 18, 2019

suicide

something I wanna do, help me

I wanna kermit suicide

by Oreoegg February 19, 2019

suicide

assination by the Clintons

Epstein's death was ruled a suicide.

by largegreen August 10, 2019

suicide

The quickest way to find what happens after life.

I gotta commit suicide now.

by NINEPUMPKINS September 30, 2020

Suicide

A beverage you create when you mix together several sodas into one cup. You make these at places where you get your own drink. Often dr pepper, coke, root beer, and mellow yellow all mixed together. The taste depends on you.

It's a perfect day for a suicide at the local cafe!

by Zane222 June 22, 2011

Suicide

Something people do after listening to Justin Bieber.
Listening to 1 of his songs and the taking your own life cause it sucks ass.

Kelly : Hey Terrance listen to this awesome song....
BANG!!!(see kids terrance commited Suicide cause of this ....thing )

Say no to shitty songs

by The OOSMN 1 June 4, 2010