Smurf

To cause another person to have an orgasm so hard that they turn blue during the orgasm process.

I went down on that chick so long she smurfed. For a second I thought I killed the bitch!

by afallenmind January 10, 2012

Smurfs

Slang for 30mg Oxycodone instant release. They are sometimes referred as smurfs because of the blue pigment the pill has.

Yo, you know anyone thats good with smurfs? im hurting real bad.

by Paulie Snatchh ;) June 21, 2012

smurf

To hit someone with your penis

STFU bitch or I'm going to smurf you until your brain bleeds

by Papa Smurf October 17, 2004

smurf

a term used by norteno gangsters to described soreanals aka surenos

cuddy there goes a smurf lets catch him slippin

by pimp pep December 5, 2011

smurf

An individual who transitions their gender to gain an unfair advantage over the opposite gender. This term originated in the gaming community, where proficient players, having reached their skill ceiling, create new accounts known as smurfs to compete against beginners and derive a sense of accomplishment from their victories.

Lia Thomas is such a smurf.

by staaky June 15, 2023

Smurf

A smurf (in Counter Strike: Global Offensive) is any player who creates an alternate Steam account for the purpose of playing competitive matches against players several ranks lower than their own skill rank.

These players use this tactic often because of their inability to be successful at their own given rank, so they must 'Smurf' in order to feel better about themselves.

Another popular reason for 'Smurfing' is to give said player the illusion that they are actually close to being good enough to play at the professional level. Although, we all know they will never really amount to anything.

"This guy is dropping more than 40 kills in competitive against Silvers, he's a Smurf."
"I went 3-22 in my competitive match earlier today, so I created a Smurf account. I can't wait to destroy all those Silvers. I'm such a pro."

by CSGO_Truth December 5, 2014

The smurf

The act of the smurf involves banging a female. Banging the female while she is laying on her back, the male chokes her until she becomes blue. The male then ejaculates on her forehead/head area.

Damn dude, I banged that chick the other day and pulled the smurf move. It was great! She loved it!

by ThePack101 October 16, 2019