priest hole

A place for a priest to hide their penis. The anus.

in the pet shop No Mr Gere I don't believe it's for your nephew. I think we both know it will only end up in your priest hole.

by mcgruffallo April 16, 2019

danish priest

A man who is unable to get a girlfriend

Pippen is a danish priest

by HuaghHuaghHuagh October 1, 2015

priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

Bleach and a priest

Things that people with a dirty mind need. Bleach to clean and a priest to take away the sins

Ew that’s gross! You need some bleach and a priest

by Ebbsbebs November 26, 2018

priest dualscar

A pedophile fish man that rapes small algedis in clown church.

"priest dualscar, why'd you keep me behind?"

by CapriciousMoron November 16, 2016

Priest Tea

The intoxicating sweat of little molested alter boys that the priest drinks in his off time.

After his sermon father desmond sat down and drink a cup of Priest Tea

by JahRezac September 26, 2010

Priest River

That one town every one avoids because it reminds them of some sort of strange place that their car will break down in and will get butt fucked by every single hick ass male in town.

Guy1: Dude take a left here.
Guy2: Hell no that place is a Priest River!!!!
Guy1: Your right, I don't want to lose my ass virginity.

by Tall Hank June 18, 2009