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Queer Pressure

A term for when a person is feeling pressured by others into experimenting or admitting they're gay or LGBTQ+ when they never considered it, or perhaps don't even want to be. Usually, towards people who fit a certain stereotype, or from people who become too invested in pride-related politics and forget other people's feelings.
Please don't queer pressure me; I appreciate that you guys will support and love me no matter what, but while this lifestyle may work for you it just isn't what I want for myself.
by Dr. Portmanteau June 14, 2021
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pumpkin pressure

The irrational obsession with Halloween and anything Halloween related during the entire month of October and possibly up until Thanksgiving.
The pumpkin pressure is pretty thick this year I haven't seen Mike in anything but his Pikachu costume this week.
by MT_Scoop November 4, 2017
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turgor pressure

internal pressure of a cell due to water held there by osmotic pressure
A plant cell has its normal shape and turgor pressure in isotonic solution
by james December 13, 2003
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Poon Pressure

Exactly like peer pressure, except when a girl specifically makes you do something you don't want to do.
"Omg, my girlfriend poon pressured my into buying her those news shoes."
by dudeboyman February 26, 2010
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pressure cooking

Laying under an electric blanket in the winter and allowing the heat to cook up a major fart to reach its maximum odor. Similar to a dutch oven. Once this odor has been brewing, lift the blanket to release your concocted stench.
"Heidi, what are you doing under your blanket?"
"Pressure cooking, Daniel" (lift up blanket)
"Oh shit!" (daniel then passes out)
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pressure boner

a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction
dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner
by Jakoberr August 13, 2011
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pressure washer

When you take a fatty shit on a girl's chest and then piss on it to clean it off.
Dude, she's a freak, I bet I could even get away with pulling off the pressure washer
by bigsexydlinn May 28, 2010
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