Muck Spreading

When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.

Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

Big Muck

Two flattened turds in a bap, covered in bloody pus and soggy mould, available for purchase at a well-known burger chain. Consumed with enthusiasm by plebs who would eat their own bowels if they were packaged in a gaudy fashion.

"Greetings fresh-faced burger bar attendant. Kindly poison me with a Big Muck, if you would be so kind." - "Certainly sir and would you like some scabby fries with your shit or shall I just puke in your face?"

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

muck fizzou

Muck Fizzou = Fuck Mizzou, or the Missouri Tigers. There is a big rivalry between MU and KU; Used by Kansas University (KU) Jayhawk fans, and is on some t-shirts.

I love the t-shirts that say "Muck Fizzou!"

by Jennie April 21, 2004

Muck Fiami

This phrase is commonly used by Ohio University - Athens Bobcats when engaged in athletic competition with Miami University of Ohio.

"Miami people think they are just so hot. I can't believe they still pop their collars. We're going to beat them tonight anyway. Muck Fiami!"

by OhioBobcat March 17, 2013

Muck Fizzou

A term coined by KU's biggest fans which is put in a nice way of saying: Fuck Mizzou! Also, describing how bad Missouri is and they are the biggest bastards in the world. Rock Chalk Jayhawk, Go KU!

If Missouri comes to play in KU's territory, everyone will chant "Muck Fizzou"

by KUFan4Life January 29, 2005

fuck muck

The mixture of lubricants and secretions generated by the genitals as a result of coitus. AKA sex syrup.

We lay, exhausted but deeply satisfied, in a pool of our own fuck muck.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

Swamp Muck

A shit stain from swamp ass.

When you are are suffering from severe swamp ass and engage in an impromptu sex session before your can shower. During sex, you leave a greasy, sweaty shit stain from your nasty, rank ass on the bed sheets, couch, chair, floor or other surface.

Swamp Muck is the dirty cousin of the infamous skid mark.

Rachel just put on fresh white bed sheets. She jumped my ass right after work and I left a little swamp muck in the bed from my swamp ass.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017