MONSTER

the reference of taking a big wad of crap

chad:oh shit!!
george:wats wrong!!
chad:im about to drop the load
george:GO!!!
chad walks into the bathroom............
SPLASH!!!!
chad:dude that monster just came right out my ass!

by TAT1azn April 4, 2009

Monster

1) Commercial energy drink, much like red bull or rockstar, but with somewhat of a smoother taste

2) A very scary, albeit imaginary creature

3) Someone who truly should not be called human, such as Mengele, Charles Manson, etc.

1. Dudee, I'm really craving a monster right about now...

2. HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKIN MONSTER!

3. Does someone like a Nazi doctor need an example?

by B10NDO April 16, 2009

monstered

To drink to too much, to be drunk.

Last night i got absolutely monstered

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Monster

An energy drink of superb taste.
The best energy drink ever;
A drink worthy enough to be addicted to. It's like God made this energy drink himself.

John: Holy shit dude, I'm addicted to Monster.
Shianne: JOHHHHHNNN!!! I can have a Monster for $1?
Wolfgang: Dude John, you and Shianne are addicted.
John: It's like God made this beverage himself!

by K-o-Leeeeeeeeeee March 3, 2009

Monster

its a drink losers

dude 1: i want a monster
dude 2:then get one you loser lmao fuck you you literally stole my kids

by luulol June 3, 2021

monster

a mutated version of a creature.

OMG! look at that monster :O

by freshcookie99 April 20, 2011

The Monster

When one has too much to drink in an evening, and then finds oneself in the bathroom needing to both defecate and vomit at the same time.

I had 33 Nattie-Bo's last night, and I'm still cleaning up from The Monster.

by OldBallz December 29, 2009