A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.
Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."
by Floyd11 June 20, 2025
Get the Mongoose impressionmug. Caitlyn: You Can't be Here!
Vi: Here, like where I landed when this rich, unhinged mongoose just tackled me?
Caitlyn: Mongoose?
Vi: Here, like where I landed when this rich, unhinged mongoose just tackled me?
Caitlyn: Mongoose?
by user56787654323456789 February 1, 2025
Get the mongoosemug. A godly salute to comrades. Usually pitched in a high tone, while screaming louder than ur mom last night.
Also, this word is a different way of saying the french term for "Hello" (Bonjour). It just sounds kinda the same.
(p.s its an inside joke). Another way of saying it could be bounjou.
Also, this word is a different way of saying the french term for "Hello" (Bonjour). It just sounds kinda the same.
(p.s its an inside joke). Another way of saying it could be bounjou.
by the_jobless_mallu May 29, 2021
Get the MONGOOSEmug. 
Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
Get the Shitting like a mongoosemug. The mongoose has a v8
by Hahahhaadk March 28, 2021
Get the The mongoosemug.