by Hay2en July 9, 2024
Get the Kooksmug. A kook is someone who only skis or snowboards on the weekend. Usually at Steven's Pass.
Kooks leave Seattle at "the crack of dawn" aka 7:30 a.m. and when they arrive to a full parking lot, they'll just park on the freeway. Kooks also like to bring their expensive dogs to the resort and lock them in the car all day. Then, the kooks will proceed to go around and yell at everyone, especially employees, like they own the place.
A kook may be a relatively decent rider, but they will never really progress past a certain kooky point. This is due to never fully committing to more than one or two days a week to the sport. They spend much more time thinking about the mountain and shopping for gear online while they waste away at their desk jobs.
Kooks hate resort employees. Kooks think they're probably better skiers than the employees anyway, due to being smarter in general and more successful. And like, way richer. Which leads me to my final kooky point.
Looks can be deceiving. Kooks can often afford the best gear, since they have lots of down time at their boring desk jobs and also more money. They spend a lot of time researching and buying all the best gear online. While paying full price like the Kooks that they are.
Everyone has a little bit of kook in them but some more so than others.
Kooks leave Seattle at "the crack of dawn" aka 7:30 a.m. and when they arrive to a full parking lot, they'll just park on the freeway. Kooks also like to bring their expensive dogs to the resort and lock them in the car all day. Then, the kooks will proceed to go around and yell at everyone, especially employees, like they own the place.
A kook may be a relatively decent rider, but they will never really progress past a certain kooky point. This is due to never fully committing to more than one or two days a week to the sport. They spend much more time thinking about the mountain and shopping for gear online while they waste away at their desk jobs.
Kooks hate resort employees. Kooks think they're probably better skiers than the employees anyway, due to being smarter in general and more successful. And like, way richer. Which leads me to my final kooky point.
Looks can be deceiving. Kooks can often afford the best gear, since they have lots of down time at their boring desk jobs and also more money. They spend a lot of time researching and buying all the best gear online. While paying full price like the Kooks that they are.
Everyone has a little bit of kook in them but some more so than others.
Look at that kook parking on the highway. I sure hope they don't ask me for a ride home later after their cars get towed.
by How We Doin' March 14, 2022
Get the Kookmug. - An Idiot.
- A person who acts or thinks like a moron beyond the comprehension of a rationally thinking person
- Not to be confused with "Gook". It is not used to slander or make otherwise derogatory remarks towards a person's race or gender. It is directly related to an individuals idiotic, irrational way of acting or thinking
Pronounced like "Kewk"
- Can also be used as "tranny-kook"
-"Tranny-Kook", it's not slanderous towards gender. It refers to a "transplant" or somebody who is not local or from another area.
- A person who acts or thinks like a moron beyond the comprehension of a rationally thinking person
- Not to be confused with "Gook". It is not used to slander or make otherwise derogatory remarks towards a person's race or gender. It is directly related to an individuals idiotic, irrational way of acting or thinking
Pronounced like "Kewk"
- Can also be used as "tranny-kook"
-"Tranny-Kook", it's not slanderous towards gender. It refers to a "transplant" or somebody who is not local or from another area.
by AnabelChavez April 14, 2024
Get the Kookmug. 
A person who poses to be a local at the beach that they are normally visiting. They piss off the real locals and make complete asses of themselves.
by 69WeenieBoy69 May 21, 2018
Get the Kookmug. term used in the tv show outer banks, usually a preppy person, someone who comes from a wealthy and prominent family
by jj's girlfriend November 17, 2021
Get the kook princessmug. by lvlyhyuck January 24, 2021
Get the Kook Selca Daymug.