Grandpa Romeo

Someone watches porn and claps at it, and owns a dirty bathroom. Who can't own a house, lives as a rent. Also a Chaffeur driver. Stinks who doesnt change his clothes. has a bad order. Fingers people.
Q=Whats another word for someone who watches porn and stinks?

A=GRANDPA ROMEO.
by Grandpa Romeo July 25, 2008
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Magic Grandpa

A twinkly eyed older male who appears to be, and considers themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but who eventually turns out to hold offensive views.
Had a chat with this old geezer in the pub but he went all Magic Grandpa on me after a few pints.
by Monkeyboyvalley August 11, 2018
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Angry Grandpa

A fat trailer trash grandpa who enjoys eating candy and yelling at his wife. On Youtube. Oldest videos were the best but have been progressivly been getting more fake.
Did you watch that angry grandpa vid last night?

Nah, its fake.
by ed4all10 December 27, 2011
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grandpa blues

a crabby old man who plays the piano and rocks out like no other grandpa can. usually tends to play country-ish/bluesy music, while screaming in a reeally loud and obnoxious voice.
a fictional character.
my grandpa blues can rock out better than your grandpa joe can.
common companion: grandma blues. just as cool, but is knitting away and clacking with those needles.
by grandpa blues November 17, 2008
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grandpas lowrise

a way that old men wear their pants. up....really high. so high, that me and karen just had to make up a word for it. her grandpa bob was the one who started it all.
ME:your grandpa has his pants up really high
KAREN:yeah they are always like that
ME:wut shold we cal that
KAREN:grandpas lowrise!
by MoRrBiDfReAk December 27, 2004
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grandpa spanking

A form of discipline in which'Grandpa' spanks your bare bottom with an open hand, middle finger extended perpendicular to the palm and inserted into your butt hole with every swat.
Vernon, you quit teasing the dogs or you're gonna get some grandpa spankings.
by Goatzilla October 30, 2017
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sneaky grandpa

Before masturbation, soak your hand in warm water until it becomes all wrinkly and gross-like.
Trust me. Once the sneaky grandpa takes a hold of your life, porn will never be the same.
by Bernanski April 04, 2014
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