Gouche

A term created by Evale Dickson and popularised in her Jamaican School, meaning the something is good, okay ot not that deep.
Peter: I missed the deadline for the math test.
Lisa: It's all gouche. Your teacher will definitely reopen it.
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Pauly’s Gouch

The poo stained piece of skin between a pre-pubescent ball sack and a well used rusty sheriffs badge that’s been penetrated by more darts than the International Darts league dart board.
Have you smelt Pauly’s Gouch today? He must have been punched hard last night!!
by Victor 1 Jukes June 17, 2018
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Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.
Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.
by The commies February 25, 2020
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Gouche Canoe

A canoe constructed of gouches
Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe
by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023
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gouch ferret

this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.
So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!
by Nik Danger April 11, 2010
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Gouch-eyed

A name used to describe somebody with an extremely cocked eye
Tell that gouch-eyed bitch in your room to get the fuck up and do something! Lazy bitch with her dum looking face
by Zombiesafterme July 13, 2018
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Gouch

This is a very good word. It has many meanings. Today the meaning is something so swaged out every drake would hotline bling. The word is so fab (up to trend). This word is the reason Travis Scott went sicko mode. The word I’m presenting has one meaning.

Pussy ( not like the nigger regard cats)
I named my son after pussy, so I made it gouch
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