A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.
Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?
Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight
{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?
Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight
{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?
Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
by ubei November 09, 2018
When your friendly homosapien gang member from Grove Street tries to tell you how much of a fuck up you are.
by dumcumpster March 06, 2018
When the only thing on your for you page is max dressler, lil huddy and the hype house. Basically it means that your tiktok for you page is boring and probably so are you.
by main_character May 15, 2020
Livin day to day. Down today, up tomorrow. Spending ridiculous today, not worried about tomorrow. Whatever you ridin, you riding it hard. Wippin it hard. Going all out in a budget. Balling on a budget. Finding ways, using all resources to get money. Striving for a million stayin motivated. That's Str8 Ballin
by Still gettin money October 13, 2015
The highest level of straightness surpassing even ultra straight . Very few people are know to be Too straight . You can say anything sus and remain Too straight until you commit an act of severe gayness that will result in you becoming supper gay.
by Sage Chaplin March 15, 2021
Straight tiktok is mostly hypehouse, dances, and povs. It is very boring and If you are on straight tiktok you a probably boring. (You can be straight and not be on straight tiktok.)
Person 1: "Mom, dad, lets get one thing straight, I murdered the family dog."
Person 2: "What's that from."
Person 1: you're on straight tiktok.
Person 2: "What's that from."
Person 1: you're on straight tiktok.
by historonay May 26, 2020
A name to categorize bland, unfunny, boring, and uninteresting videos on the video-sharing platform TikTok. (Does not necessarily correlate with one’s sexuality)
by IAmHelloForU June 04, 2020