Bottom Tenner

A dude who's overall appearance puts him in the bottom 10% of dudes.

I can't blame Kaleb for sleeping with my girlfriend. I would take what I could get too if I were a bottom tenner like he is.

by theclaimer August 17, 2009

Tennessee two timer

When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...

Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...

by G'stein June 21, 2008

Tendies

Tendie (plural Tendies) (food, colloquial, usually in the plural) A chicken tender. A common unit of measurement used by the Apes of the WallStreetBets Subreddit to determine the number of gains a user has made in the Stonk Market.

Person 1: I heard that xXAsianDr4g0nxX420 cashed out his AMC shares after yesterday's run.
Person 2: Wow he must be swimming in Tendies right now!

by SgtScoots February 25, 2021

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

Tennessee steak

Bologna. Trailer trash in Tennessee buy junk food instead of good food. Along with chips and soda they love bologna, which to them is what steaks are to the rest of us.

Billy Dan had him some nice Tennessee steak for lunch. It was 99 cents a pound at the Piggly Wiggly store.

by PMax March 12, 2008

Farmyard Tennis

Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.

"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"

"No I can still taste the egg from last time."

by MikeRecupido January 8, 2022

teenie

Someone that doesn't give a damn about the music that a band makes, but only like them for the fact that they're "h4wt" and "everyone else likes them". They would be lucky if they even know the names of the people that they are referring to as "h4wt". Teenies tend to write in an unbelievably retarded way as well.

example of teenie writing: OMFG!!1! D1D U LYKE C PETE WENTZZZ???!?!?! H3S LYK3 S0000000 UNB3LIVBLY H4WT!!! I WANNA MRRY H1M ND AVE HIZ BUHBEEEZ!!1!!11!!!!!

note the excessive use of exclamation marks and abbreviations. this is a classic example of teenie writing.

by TammieLovesFOBForTheirMusic. September 17, 2006