Ohio Teapot

The sixth Platonic Solid. After tetrahedron, cube, octahedron, dodecahedron, and icosahedron, the Ohio Teapot is the sixth Platonic Solid. Used in computer graphics as a test. Plural: Ohio Teapots. Present tense: Ohio teapotting. Past tense: Ohio teapotted. Future tense: Ohio teapottable.

"This Ohio Teapot isn't Ohio Teapottable yet, but it will be soon"

by Deuteragonist April 3, 2023

Teapot shake

When a male is urinating and towards the end it dribbles like a teapot, to then be rectified by a good shake.

"I'd had a few beers so went to the loo I had to give it a teapot shake"

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

Teapot

When you mix weed with tea

A) “Hey, do you want a Teapot?”
B) “what? I would I want a teapod?”
A) “Nah nah, I mean tea’pot’”

by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022

Dirty Teapot

A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep

Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!

by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022

Teapot

A figure formed when a man inserts his penis into his rectum, disguising himself as teapot with his curved penis as the handle. Telling someone to be a teapot can also be an insult and an alternative phrase to go fuck yourself

Person 1: Stick your dick up your ass and pretend to be a teapot.

Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.

by Teapotlord August 7, 2016

Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.

The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'

by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023

Mexican teapot

The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.

My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot

by Curly smurf July 28, 2017