swollen sock

A swollen sock like the"pink sock" is actually a prolapsed anal cavity that has has intercourse while it is prolapsed an ends up looking like a the bladder of a football hanging down

Had some hectic deep anal an ended up giving em a swollen sock

by swollen sock April 7, 2016

Swoltering

A word used by chavy kids in Manchester. It means sweating.

"Oh my god it's so hot I'm swoltering"

by _wtf' July 26, 2016

swollen cactus

When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.

Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.

My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus

by LONEWOLF_3393-THE BIGGEST YETI July 25, 2017

Swollen Urethra

The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.

This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.

“Jesus, David! Stopping shoving that dead bee down your cock! You’re going to get Swollen Urethra!”

by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018

swollen apple

Idiot with no life.

You are a swollen apple Joseph!

by Joseph mills February 19, 2018

Swiller

Name given to someone usually of young age who walks around with a Costa Coffee / Starbucks cup being gestured in a circular motion, hinting either a cold beverage that used to be hot or being a basic brand bitch.

Got stuck behind one of those bloody swillers in the coffee shop this morning, ended up getting a iced smoothie in his insulated mug!

by Barwiggle November 28, 2018

Swollen balloons

Swollen ballons is used to describe a pair of swollen boobies

Ow! Jackie Chan karate chopped my titties looks like im going to have Swollen Balloons... Great!

by AsthmaBoi February 28, 2019